BritFam Morning News Roundup 26th July '17

New and noteworthy stories in the papers this morning:

1. UK Government to swap filthy, fume-billowing, diesel engines in ships, buses, trucks, trains & maintenance vehicles by 2040? Nope... They're banning us from buying diesel cars: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/25/new-diesel-petrol-cars-banned-uk-roads-2040-government-unveils/

2. We're all doomed: https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/4096464/sperm-counts-are-plummeting-as-modern-living-damages-male-fertility/

3. Acid attack in London: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/police-called-suspected-acid-attack-10871659

4. Wildfires in France force 10,000 out of their homes: http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/26/10000-people-forced-out-of-their-homes-as-wildfires-rage-across-france-6806271/

5. They "dindunuffin": http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4729158/Three-women-arrested-raping-pastor-Zimbabwe.html