Encouraged to post this comment:
"the last time I was at Wal-mart, I noticed the pharmacist who was filling my order had a name badge on... but it was turned around, so you couldn't see her "welcome to Wal-Mart, my name is..." instead...
printed on the back of the employees name badges...
are color codes.
orange=spill on aisle 9
yellow=missing child in the store
black=terrorist/active shooter in the building
etc...
so, this is the mindset Americans are in now. I've instructed everyone when we go to wal-mart if we hear over the loudspeaker"Code black", to get as fast as we can to the sporting goods section. That's where the guns and ammo are sold. If that is compromised, we're to meet in the kitchen section, because that's where the knives are. If we're in Home Depot, we're to meet in the gardening section, because that's where the axes and machetes are shelved"
It's my only way of coping. Humorless humor.