News of the day

Santa Claus and his helpers invaded Cocoa Beach, Florida. Battalion of 600 bearded troops in red uniforms stormed the beach on their surfing boards. Apparently, by words of the locals, it happens every year. Local population did not resist. It seems like everytime Santa invasion of the beach take place, there's a lunch of a NASA space rocket from nearby Cape Canaveral. Coincidence? I think not! Many long suspected that there's a secret space station ISSSCOCCC (International Space Station Santa Claus Operational Command Center) hovering above our heads. I think we just uncovered one of the Hidden truths! I mean just think about it! Santa comes down with his sleigh, does his business, but now he got to get back to his space station! Obviously he's got Supply Depot at the North Pole, but he's still got to get back to his ISSSCOCCC. There's no direct proof that the American government is in cahoots with agent CS a k Santa Claus, but lock of action on part of government leads us to a difficult conclusion: current Administration colluded with Santa Nation! Sad.