The great giant flying spaghetti monster has just told me through his angel (which just happens to be a holy talking meatball with wings) that all the land between the Nile and Euphrates shalt belong to his wise noodle worshiping chosen few.
All current inhabitants who do not subscribe this most sensible and inarguable fact, are subhuman and should be treated as beasts, culled as needed to feed the ever hungry sacred meat grinder.
Although it contradicts earlier scripture which states that we shouldn't, we will build a giant golden collender in the centre of Jerusalem. Upon the next talk like a pirate day, we'll celebrate and await the coming judgement and prevailing justice of his divine and particularly heavy drinking session.
I feel for israel as a nation sometimes. Such a tiny nation with a lot of enemies, they have to constantly be on edge if they want to survive. Then again, I don't quite agree with all their methods.
you don't make friends by forcing literally millions of people out of their homes and massacring entire villages and building houses over their mass graves.
Regardless of whether you think Israeli's claims to the land are legitimate or not, you'll have to admit that this is not a good way to do it.
I just can't see Israel ever in an open conflict with Russia or even Iran for that matter. Its just too dangerous for such a small nation . A situation like that is basically ww3 in my opinion because the US and EU would have to get involved .
The fact is (or at least I hope) the days of state vs. state direct conflict seem to be behind us. And although these proxy wars and guerilla warfare are still dangerous and brutal. I don't see and Israel-Russia or even an Israel-Iran conflict ever occurring . All sides realize that it would just be too catastrophic
The great giant flying spaghetti monster has just told me through his angel (which just happens to be a holy talking meatball with wings) that all the land between the Nile and Euphrates shalt belong to his wise noodle worshiping chosen few.
All current inhabitants who do not subscribe this most sensible and inarguable fact, are subhuman and should be treated as beasts, culled as needed to feed the ever hungry sacred meat grinder.
Although it contradicts earlier scripture which states that we shouldn't, we will build a giant golden collender in the centre of Jerusalem. Upon the next talk like a pirate day, we'll celebrate and await the coming judgement and prevailing justice of his divine and particularly heavy drinking session.
Sound nuts ? Well, welcome to Zionism.
Well said, Sir. Finally someone who stands up for our BFF's and has the courage to speak the truth!
Are you serious or being extremely sarcastic? Please tell me it's the latter.
LOL. Sarcasm is the lowest kind of humor, I know.
Whew.
gorgeous explanation :) love it, and agree on it
I feel for israel as a nation sometimes. Such a tiny nation with a lot of enemies, they have to constantly be on edge if they want to survive. Then again, I don't quite agree with all their methods.
you don't make friends by forcing literally millions of people out of their homes and massacring entire villages and building houses over their mass graves.
Regardless of whether you think Israeli's claims to the land are legitimate or not, you'll have to admit that this is not a good way to do it.
Yeah, totally agree.
I just can't see Israel ever in an open conflict with Russia or even Iran for that matter. Its just too dangerous for such a small nation . A situation like that is basically ww3 in my opinion because the US and EU would have to get involved .
The fact is (or at least I hope) the days of state vs. state direct conflict seem to be behind us. And although these proxy wars and guerilla warfare are still dangerous and brutal. I don't see and Israel-Russia or even an Israel-Iran conflict ever occurring . All sides realize that it would just be too catastrophic