😝 It's Back ~ Crazy Comment Contest ~ @Steem-Bounty Added

in newbiegames •  2 months ago

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Much like the show Seinfeld, this topic is about nothing

Yes, you read that right. This topic is about nothing at all. I have nothing of substance to say and in this topic neither do you.

Rules


  • Place a random comment in the comment section. It can be about anything, the more crazy / shocking and funny the better.

  • This contest is about having fun and reading the other entries so don't forget to upvote the entries that you thought were the craziest / funniest.

  • Upvote / Resteeming is not required but are appreciated and help with paying and increasing the prizes

Prizes

This week I will be setting an @steem-bounty of 1 steem and everyone who enters with a crazy comment will be getting an upvote and winning a share of the @steem-bounty.

What is @steem-bounty

@steem-bounty is a reward placed on a topic that is distributed to the participants in the topic. 95% of the bounty is distributed according to the votes from the bounty creator. 5% or the rest of the bounty is determined by votes of everyone else that voted on the comments. This initiative was started by @knircky.

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All upvotes have been giving out for the @steem-bounty.

Thanks to all who participated.

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You got a 5.28% upvote from @oceanwhale With 35+ Bonus Upvotes courtesy of @rentmoney! Earn 100% earning payout by delegating SP to @oceanwhale. Visit www.OceanWhaleBot.com for details!

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Thanks for the contest this one was really fun! 🐠🐬🐳

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Thank you for participating :)

Rentmoney sent money through the block chain
By setting up a bounty lively comments he would gain
The fishes swan from far and wide each tried to steal the show
Who ever made the largest splash would take home all the dough
@coolpeopleifb ran the bar that night
to set the party right
@poyim was cut off quick
wis W wit wid wstick
Poor soule wasn't even drunk
what a nasty trick
@vasilstefanov told stories true of microwaves and coke
Good thing he didn't bring the drinks
someone would surely choke
@ropaga was having graphite dreams about the path of man
I must have another drink so I too can understand
@professorbromide spoke of rings and stars
He made a lot of sense
But party pooper just wants a card
He must be in need of rent
@bashadow brought a radio
He tried to share his songs
Alas he left his headphones on
The lyrics all went wrong
So get a bunch of Steemit fish all swimming in their drink
Everyone should try this once it's more fun than you think
🐠🐬🐳

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Awesome entry .... I have sent a small bid bot to your entry as well as gave it an upvote.

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Wow thank you! I am actually glad you stopped by I had intended to come over and play in the comment section...... I get easily distracted lol

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You got a 2.64% upvote from @oceanwhale With 35+ Bonus Upvotes courtesy of @rentmoney! Earn 100% earning payout by delegating SP to @oceanwhale. Visit www.OceanWhaleBot.com for details!

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Well, you have quite the poetic streak. You just simply must write one for sir janton,

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Oh my! What a great idea! Maybe one about the league and all the crazy goings on. You know you are genius.

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lol, no I just see things a little differently than most people....

Well done mate. You got so many responses and upvotes. Wish I came up with sh*t like you. May I fork your idea ;) lol.

My life motto it is a bit freak and related to chemistry:

Life is like graphite

Graphite is a material very soft in some directions and very hard in other, that´s why I say it is like life.

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Flowers grow from poop. Nothing grows from diamonds.

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except your bank account when you find one laying around...

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XD

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Man, you no make da bot happy.... lol
It's pretty childish. SMH
BTW thanks for all the restreems etc.

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You're whalecome =]

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Interesting motto ...

When I was in my mother womb my mom want to eat plum fruits. I climbed to the and ripe the plum fruits and then went back to my mom's wom. The height of plums heap is more than 6 ft. My mom can not eat it all. So she sold to neighbours and get a lot of money.

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This is real. I sponsored 5 shares for you in @incinboost.

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Awesome .. Thanks !

I just sponsored you for 5 shares as well :)

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Thanks you very much.

What wis whis, wi wee? Wanother wost wabout wothing? wow winterestingly wuninteresting...

wou wet wour wecond wold woil wegendary wragon wet?

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wno wecond wragon wet wut wopefullly woon :)

Shoo im a bit late in responding and looks like this challenge just exploded!! The comments are crzy and in some cases not so crazy. Maybe some points could use a facelift, or a word lift. Some lack imagination, and i suppose mine just lacks substance!! I suppose its the rebel in me, you demand crazy, i feel pressured and can't perform, you are disappointed and we both leave feeling unsatisfied...

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Crazy is what crazy does ...

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And you most definitely crazy for reading that bunch of nonsense 😜

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I certainly am crazy there is no denying that ... :P

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Hahha! Best to just embrace it dude!! Shake the crazy that your mama gave you!!

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I mixed drinks about feelings, my friend thinks she's too smart She told me that an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a guava to her face.

Wow. I have this Apple tree only tree or four lol. It is a Magical golden Apple tree. It's so young and skinny yet full of life. I think I will name him Sam..IMG_20180905_171920_1.jpg
Love your channel and contest. Have a wonderful day.
Joy

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Give one bite to each of them and sell the picture to Apple

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Hi Sam ....

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Haaha. He's only tree!!

A friend asks another friend: Which is bigger, the sun or the moon?

His friend answers: Obviously the sun don't be silly.

His other friend says no.

Again the friend says: Why not, if the sun is bigger than the moon.

And he responds, because the Moon is allowed to come out at night.

I hope you had fun. Greetings!

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It's hard to argue with that logic.

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esoo papeeee jajaja

🍹 I have mixed drinks about feelings🍾🥂

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I have the same mixed drinks about my feelings.

The Illuminati molested my DogecoinScreenshot_20180905-160536.png

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LMAO ...

It is my understanding, and I could be wrong, that life is never ... like in the songs. Some Doves may cry, and heartaches come, all the while waiting for the bread to bake. Some prince may come some bonnie may leave but in the end we all do bleed.So get some gas Ethel please, and put the pedal to the metal of the fast car. Cold cold is coming and tracy is running, run, run, runaway. So have some fun and run and drive climb a stairway, make like a fish in a bowl, and remember that we all will die one day.

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Nice .. .

True story: One 15 years old girl bought a glass bottle of coca cola. It was summer time and she dicided to cool the the drink, puting it into the... microwave, and choosing the program with ** symbol... you can guess the end of this story :D

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Isn't that how everyone cools drinks ?

Yesterday I saw you digging in a garbage bin what were you doing there? 😐

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Looking for Oscar the grouch. I was trying to find the way to Sesame Street.

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In the entire history of the universe there has only been one way to make gold and that is supernovae. Regardless of how you acquired it, your gold ring is the remains of a dead star.

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lol, you really like that card don't you...

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I do .... :)

John was feeling sick so he went to the hospital the doctor said it was cancer and died John is still alive and is becoming a doctor

After 100km of songoku, he transformed into a saitaman and made all the waters of the new world become chaotic with great sharingan. He is nicknamed Tang Sanzang with his four companions, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, and the White Dragon Horse. They found One Piece treasure is a PS4 gaming machine. This is the story of the first PS4 gaming machine

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Nice entry ..

You have nothing to say but people have a lot to say in the comment sections haha..

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Just the way I like it :)

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Jugs!!

A deadline is just a dream that has a goal

hehehehe that original form of write I could suggest images and memes about some topic of the week as a crazy and comic idea, always something to think about who reads it so that later he laughs

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Good Idea ... This contest usually have some funny material in it. Funny MEME or IMAGE would be fun.

What do you mean I can't take off my sweater, I'm hot!

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No shoes .. No Shirt ... No Service !

I have a feeling that everything that taste good is bad for our health, but the thing that taste bad is good for health. Life is not fair.

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I have a feeling you are correct.

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I love me a good Strip treeser.

When I realized I was looking at a barometer and not a clock, I also realized it was high pressure I got going...

Fun contest!
=^..^=

Bert mixed gunpowder in Ernie’s denture cleaner and Bert’s been shooting off his mouth all day...my own punchline.
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That is a great punch line one.

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Bert always was such a know it all lol

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Give him 5 min. & he’ll tell you all he knows. 😊 🙃 😁

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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I think he won the discussion. Death people don't cry.

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You proved him wrong ... ..

After much complaining and nagging from my granny directed at my grandpappy for being useless ., he turned to her and said : "I will give you the Earth and skies and the HEavens above and be useful to you if you do two things...

Keep my Stomach full and my Balls empty !! 😜

Sorry dude i'm going to the future to post this comment because in the past i don't have too much time, i spect gonna work my time machine :v

I don't want to post just some random comment.

I am not afraid to jump because since I was born, I was never taught to fall.

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Im not afraid to fall, which allows me to allows jump.

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Huh? I don’t get it, 😂.

A day without laughing is a day lost. What do you think?

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I think you are correct.

Nothing ... what is nothing?

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Nodda .....

What does the fox says?

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All your questions will be answered in the below video.

there was once a very lonely fisherman, with a lot of negativity in fishing, always fishing very small fishes until he once caught a mermaid, but he was extremely tired, he talked a lot and had the fisherman crazy with so much chatter until he grabbed a hook and he used it as cargo and from that moment the fisherman took out big fish.

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Where is this fishing spot ... I am in need of a mermaid.

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represa Uribante jeje

It is very original what you do ...
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THE ORIGINAL IS A INVENTION LUGUBRE OF OUR INEDITE MEMORY, WHICH IS JUST BORN AT THE TIME OF DYING, GIVING REST WHEN MORE RESTED THESE, IN FULL UNPAID WORK ...