Hah!!! There it is. And greetings from Illinois in the USA!! And a million friends, I don't even know if there's that many people on steemit. 😁 Of course, maybe there is. I'm having a hard time determining if this is a serious question. But just in case it is I would say breifly, take time getting to know people in the community and putting yourself out there. That is probably the best way. If you want more information, I can expand on it. But I'm trying to keep it short in case you were just being playful. Regardless, your question is accepted as an entry. And I hope that you had a wonderful weekend. I also hope to continue to see you around here because you seem fun! So until we meet again I send you and all of yours all of my love. And ask that our creator bless yous.