Definitely *Not* A Cards Against Humanity Contest - Week 3

Hello again, contestants! We made it through Week 2 with the majority of our bones intact, and now I'm back for another exciting round of Cryptos Against Humanity. For those of you familiar with party game of a similar name, it's a copy with a twist. For those of you not familiar with the party game Cards Against Humanity, check out the Week 1 post for more details.

Week 2 Summary

Here is the prompt from last week:

There were 14 entries in Week 2! Here they are in no particular order:

Contestant	Answer	Link
@pharesim	97 families	Article
@fromage	literally the entire article	Article
@mimismartypants	Lifestyle Magazines	Article
@bidesign	Chronophobia	Article
@isarmoewe	Prague	Article
@bengy	Macedonians in Slovenia	Article
@improv	The 20th century	Article
@wholeself-in	bankruptcy	Article
@corpsvalues	British romance and adventure	Article
@disc-jitsu87	the insult and humiliation entailed in taking and destroying a fortified residence	Article
@ilsaione	Nathan Gafuik	Article
@ropaga	Chief Justice of the United States.	Article
@yoneidernovoa	Etch A Sketch	Article
@hyperbole	artists, musicians, activists, and people from many backgrounds	Article

Week 2 Winners

It was really hard to narrow down my final four! You all are starting to figure out my sense of humor.

My Personal Favorite

The biggest thing holding me back from spending more time on Steemit is
British romance and adventure

by @corpsvalues. Congratulations!

The Crowd Favorite

The biggest thing holding me back from spending more time on Steemit is
97 families

by @pharesim. Congratulations!

The RNG Award

The biggest thing holding me back from spending more time on Steemit is
the insult and humiliation entailed in taking and destroying a fortified residence

by @disc-jitsu87. Congratulations!

Thanks to a very generous upvote by @pharesim, round 2 paid out over 6 STEEM, so there will be two additional bonus winners this week!

Bonus RNG Award

The biggest thing holding me back from spending more time on Steemit is
Chronophobia

by @bidesign. Congratulations!

Bonus RNG Award

The biggest thing holding me back from spending more time on Steemit is
bankruptcy

by @wholeself-in. Congratulations!

Rules

TLDR; answer the prompt as a comment on this post using words from a random Wikipedia article

1. No resteem or upvote is necessary, although it is greatly appreciated. If I get paid out more than more than 4 liquid STEEM from these posts, I will increase the number of winners.
2. Use the Random Article feature on Wikipedia to get your valid list of words (your "White Cards", for those of you familiar with the actual party game). This link will take you to a random article. You can use any word(s) on the screen - intro, nav bar, anything!
3. Answer in the form of a comment on this post. The format of your comment should be two lines: your word(s), and the link to the article you used (see sample answer to this week's prompt below)
4. If you want to keep rolling for new random articles, that's your decision, although it's not in the spirit of the game. If you get a very short "stub" article or something written in another language, feel free to roll again though!
5. If you intentionally use a specific Wikipedia article, I can't stop you, but again, it's not in the spirit of the game.

This Week's Prompt

My Sample Answer

This is the qualifying format I'm looking for in your comment down below:

cultural criticism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Ratliff

Prizes

There will be three shares of SBI awarded as prizes.

1. One share to my own personal favorite
2. One share to the crowd favorite (as measured by the number of upvotes, not the dollar amount)
3. One share to a random qualifying entry

I've also set a small Steem Bounty on this post. All valid entries will qualify. I'd also recommend subscribing to @dustsweeper for maximum benefit.

This contest will run for a week, at which time I'll close it out, announce the winners, and kick off the next round.

Anyway, thanks for playing, and have fun! Here's the random Wikipedia article link again. See you in the comments below!

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