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Captain Kirk. It's a pleasure to welcome you to Noldicia. More fun than humans should be allowed to have.

The Sixth Corollary to Murphy's Law: Whenever you start out to do something, something else must be done first.

Boren's Laws of the Bureaucracy: 1) When in doubt, mumble. 2) When in trouble, delegate. 3) When in charge, ponder.

Russell's Observation: Due to a lack of trained trumpeters, the end of the world has been postponed indefinitely.

Now it's time to say goodbye. Please get off my property. Until next year! I suggest you don't dawdle -- the hounds will be released in 10 minutes.

Ah -- can do. But won't.

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