A new users guide, from a new user that need a guide

If you are still confused about Steemit, no worries. We are at least in two.
Still trying to understand if the guy that left a comment is a bot or not? We are friends.
And what's up between @haejin and @berniesanders? I tried to google it too.
Why did they both downvoted you? What's a downvote anyway?
Who's kingjonpoo? That was funny though.
How do i get a voting bot? That's adavanced.
What's a curation reward? Stuff that makes you earn money.
Why am i still poor? Because you need a serious guide.

In doubt, post the Doge