Actress Sarah Gilman, Liberal Free Speech Sex (where you only get to talk dirty if your liberal lover LIKES what you say), and people who still b*tch about the POTUS when the election has been over for more than two years now are not really mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than stupid questions. Here is the latest batch, dudes and chicks:

Are you happy this series is back yet again?

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
(Because they taste funny.)

“Gustavo” wanted to know: “Is it OK to touch yourself when you hear your parents having sex?” (First, we need to know what your mom looks like, Gus. Got any pictures or videos?)

What did the magician say to the fisherman?
(“Pick a cod, any cod.”)

Aren’t the folks who are saying “You can keep your guns” the same ones who were telling us “You can keep your doctor”?

Did you know that even if a man feels something for a woman he’s not allowed to show it to her unless she asks to see it?

Again, what part of the word “illegal” do some of y’all STILL not get?

Stupid-Answers-To-Stupid-Questions Department:

In December of 1980, I was just moments away from making my then-girlfriend (a cute, petite dance student named Kim) a real woman.
There we were on the bed naked and ready for pleasure.
“Do you want to put it on?” I asked as I gazed into her eyes lovingly as I held up a condom in my left hand.
She smiled and replied: “No! YOU wear it, silly.”

Would you even notice if I failed to include pictures of lesbians here?

Are you sure you're not tired of these stupid questions yet?

"Are Friends Electric?"
(What does that even mean?)

"Do You Reallt Want To Hurt Me?"
(Well, maybe not really hurt you but the song did get quite annoying at one point . . .)

"Is Guava A Donut?"
(Again, what does that even mean?)

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