My court experience

So i had court this morning!!!
The judge asked me why I was on my phone. I told him I was on my way to class at second city and the car ride gets lonely.
The judge said " Oh we got a funny guy, got any jokes?"
I asked him "what do you call a good looking pig?"
He looked at the court officer.. I looked at the court officer.
Then I said "HAMsome.. you call a good looking pig HAMsome"
He laughed, the cop laughed, I laughed and then he declared me guilty for no insurance and using my phone while operating a vehicle...
Plus court cost.

I need better jokes...