The January bump in gym numbers.

I did go to the gym today as I have many times (dozens) in January of new years.

I was shocked by how few people were there working out.

I hypothesize that so many dumb people are injecting the crap modeled on the venom of the Gila monster* that they are losing weight (about 40% of which is muscle, bone, ligaments, tendons, and capillaries) so precipitously that they don’t feel the need for New Year’s exercise resolutions.

Some people will do ANYTHING to avoid lifting weights 🏋️‍♀️ and cardio 🏃.