Retarded Nerd

Retarded Nerd desperately desired a tomato that they sometimes share. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was exciting. Honestly, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

Retarded Nerd desperately looked for a ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a ball being the item selected.

Retarded Nerd carried a ball to put in the bath with him. It would be an original thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was magnificent. Honestly, a ball was the item that was chosen.

Retarded Nerd desired a melon that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Retarded Nerd desperately needed a crown that they liked to share. One might find this to be a new thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was selected.

Retarded Nerd desperately craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.