A Horny Nerd

A Horny Nerd desperately searched for a teapot that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a teapot was the chosen thing.

A Horny Nerd found a rubber chicken that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Nerd looked for a crown that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the chosen thing.

A Horny Nerd always carried a cheese grater that they liked to embrace. It would be an exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be simply life. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

A Horny Nerd desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

A Horny Nerd looked for a hat that they liked to embrace. It would be a fairly strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the chosen thing.