His Retarded Nerd

His Retarded Nerd often carried a melon that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Nerd desperately desired a ball that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item to choose.

His Retarded Nerd desperately craved for a porno magazine to sleep with. It should be a fairly curious action, to you, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

His Retarded Nerd always kept a cheese grater that they would often break. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

His Retarded Nerd craved for a set of lego to try to balance on their head. It is an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

His Retarded Nerd had a block of cheese that they would sometimes eat. It might be a new idea, to you, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to select.