The Crazy Nerd

The Crazy Nerd searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would often annihilate It is a fairly original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

The Crazy Nerd carried a computer that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Nerd always carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly curious action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Nerd desperately wanted a sword that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a curious activity, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a sword being the item selected.

The Crazy Nerd desperately desired a condom that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly an odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a condom of all things.

The Crazy Nerd desperately desired a bottle of beer to drop. It would have been a different proposal, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.