My Orange Nerd

My Orange Nerd desperately searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

My Orange Nerd had a helmet that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet of all things.

My Orange Nerd desired a piece of paper that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

My Orange Nerd desired a chocolate bar that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly surprising action, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

My Orange Nerd carried a custard pie that they would often sit and look at. It is a fairly curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

My Orange Nerd searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item to choose.