My Round Nerd

My Round Nerd desperately desired a CD player that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly surprising action, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a CD player being the chosen item.

My Round Nerd had a pint of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird activity, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Round Nerd always carried a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be an exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was fun. Who would have thought, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

My Round Nerd desperately looked for a spade that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was chosen.

My Round Nerd often carried a rubber chicken that they would often throw. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

My Round Nerd owned a toilet brush that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was exciting. Honestly, a toilet brush was the chosen item.