His Green Nerd

His Green Nerd needed a helmet that they liked to play with. It is considered to be an unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is fun. A helmet would be the chosen thing.

His Green Nerd desperately needed a dildo that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to select.

His Green Nerd desperately wanted a set of lego that they liked to cuddle. It might be a fairly original exercise, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item to choose.

His Green Nerd desperately needed a can of Tango that they would smash. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

His Green Nerd looked for a computer to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

His Green Nerd craved for a hat to put in the bath with him. It is a peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was stunning. A hat being the item opted for.