NDJT episode 2: Teasing you all round

At what age did you have your first kiss?

I started kissing right from when I was one year. I remember the kind of sensation I felt kissing the soft watery lips of Cup

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?

Sweet. Lol. One girl that year use to give me sweet after copying from me.

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.

White Boxers and White Handkerchief
I got last Valentine. And she's getting ready to give me another one this Valentine. I still dey ask whether she think say I be Cultural Dancer.

Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for three days.

I'm a Guy but going without brassiere for the ladies go sure pass. Make we get foresight.

Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?

Comb because my head be like bottle. No single hair. My head shines bright like Diamond.

Qualities of your ideal man or woman?

Reserved,Intelligent. I didn't add Beautiful because it's a constant. You must fine oo. I no dey for monkey no fine but im mama like am.

What would you do with one million naira.

Rush and Buy Steem Power and use to power up and become Whale like @gbenga and @destinysaid so that when I knack person upvote,na $30 straight.

Would you love to get married to a virgin?
No because I'm not one. They no go sabi knack with skills naa

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.

Girls
@ogoowinner @florae @sussan

Guys

@ejemai @destinysaid @eurogee... I for add @ewuoso and
@gbenga but this one eye don tear. @fisteganos be like virgin shaa oo but with that him beards I dey look am somehow now.

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.

My Love for God made me read the Bible and asked God for forgiveness in Prayer after I had a Sex that she wanted to Suck my Banana in Bed .

What virtue do you think is your greatest?

Endurance. Lasting Longer in Bed. I mean sleeping
on bed from 9pm to 7am

One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1

Learnt there's an element of truth in any joke or funny talks cos I saw elements of truth in some funny posts.
Also, we can present something bad in a good way using jokes.

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER

Teasing you all round, making every aspect of your life lively and Fun with Ndjt.