NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER

My entry for the ndjt contest episode 2

At what age did you have your first kiss?

I was 23 when I had my first kiss, actually in my 200 level. It wasn't as good as I had visualized for 15 years before then

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?

A piece of stick sweet,really valued it then as a gift coming from my crush, later discovered the gift wasn't even meant for me but my friend ,the news came late when I have eaten the sweet,so it automatically turned mine

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.

A cake during my birthday

Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for five days days. You can only go with one.
Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?

I prefer going without a wristwatch, am the ancient kind of men who still check time through a shadow's position

Qualities of your ideal man or woman?

1. Big boobs 2. Big boobs 3. Big boobs 4. Any other thing is a counterfeit

What would you do with one million naira.

To be honest, I don't know
But maybe build houses for rent and start a fish pond

Would you love to get married to a virgin?

Really I don't want,

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.

Lol, for this generation? Anyway I picked people who have innocent faces

Guys: @burlaj @badmus @olaolory
Ladies: @ogoowiner @amiebae @princessadeolly

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, Suck, Sex.

At my bed hour I say a prayer to God for his unfailing love revealed to us through his word the Bible and ask for his mercy for the act that I do which suck such as sex

What virtue do you think is your greatest asset?

My ability to forgo hurts

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRON BACK and CENTER

It's kindof an idiom which signifies you want to poke fun at/In many different places or to many different people all at once.

One thing you learnt from NDJT episode 1

I learnt I can kill being dare and for once tell the truth.