JUST TRUTH, NO DARES...

Hello beautiful steemians, I have decided to join the #JustTruth, No Dare contest, I hope you get to enjoy my answers

Q: What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
A: farting in the public

Q: What is the most weird thing you love?
A: rubbing by private part in the bathroom

Q: Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?
A: the ass

Q: Who is your steemit crush?
A: @hendrikdegrote

Q: What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?
A: waking up to see 500sbd in my wallet

Q: Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?
A: @hendrikdegrote @onequality

Q: Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)
A: @kingscrown

Q: What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit
A: @surpassinggoogle @hendrikdegrote @ejemai

Q: Who do you wish you are on steemit?
A: @surpassinggoogle

Q: What do you wish you could write on steemit that you couldn't?
A: sex

Q: Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?
A: @surpassinggoogle, a hug.

Q: What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.
A: Ladies: @purepinay @evecab @gloglo
Guys: @surpassinggoogle @dante31 @kingscrown

Q; Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned what would it be?
A: love you

Nominating @seyiodus

To participate, here are the rules
Rules of the game.

Use the ndjt tag
Nominate a person or two.
Make it as funny as possible.
The contest runs for the next 7 days.
You can also nominate others while posting your normal posts as the week runs.
Post all the questions first then the answers below.
Anyone is free to participate without nomination

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