NO DARE JUST TRUTH

Hi steemians, my entry for the Contest.
I got to know about this contest from @mimy and @fabianmani
The questions

1.What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?

What is the most weird thing you love?

being friends but we make out and still not date.

Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?

Her neck... Lord!!

Who is your steemit crush?

@xpressng

What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?

I upvoted any post and resteemed @ned post hoping to get curators rewards.

Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?

@ned , @surpassinggoogle

Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)

@florae

What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visited?

@stach,@xpressng , @onos

Who do you wish you are on steemit?

@ned

What do you wish you could write on steemit that you couldn't?

How to get 100% upvotes

Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?

@xpressng ... She is my mentor (I owe you)

Lie down and thank her for introducing me to steemit

What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.

@fabianmani, @chidera, @stevenson7

@xpressng , @Annieben ,@shimmertee

Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson.

steemit father : @ned
Steemit mother: @xpressng
Steemit daughter: @shimmertee
Steemit son : @akpa

Names of two followers who get low payouts

@chirera ,@apka
Names of two followers who get good payout
@blocktrades, @ewuoso
Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned what would it be?

help my life !

I'm done ! This was great. Kudos to #ndjt.
I hereby nominate @idiris and @shimmertee for this challenge.