Oh please move to a state that's legal, if you are going to move...
Let me reassure you there is no laughing at 4 am when you're trying like hell not to fall off because your balance has gone to another dimension. The toilet is too damn tall and I received no help from my better half, as he chose not to acknowledge my plight and sided with the engineering of a superior flush.
The damn toilet is like a ride at an amusement park. Should come with a minimum height requirement. Don't get on this thing if you are under 5'7" or you risk losing your front teeth. Hahaha! I did "sort of" feel sorry for the sales lady who got caught in the cross fire of a heated discussion and my sister's food truck lunch was the icing on the cake. How do you serve that and make it look appealing? Oh you just put it on checkered paper and no one will notice...LMFAO!