Koala Bears Are Assholes!
Cute right?
Wrong! When they get wet they turn to assholes, bitey, scratchy, murdery grizzly bears!
In some occasions they even hunt other animals or humans if they come to close.
Koala Bears are one of the most evil animals alive, they are the oil companies silent investors and they want to ruin this planet.
You forgot to mention the evil scary Drop Bear!
Plus they all have chlamyia (an STD), which they can pass on to humans during an attack!
And it's no coincidence that this STD is the most common STD infecting young Australians.
Yeah they also invented AIDS but their government is protecting them due to corruption, koala bear bosses hold massive amount of opium and use that money to pay off politicians.
You have ruined it for me... FOREVER.!! that second picture was just horrificl!!
My goal is to expose evil doings of these horrible horrible creatures.
Yep, they suck
