My wife left me alone for a night… so what did a reclusive, introverted redneck like me do?

I went out alone to the woods and camped, of course!

(This post is similar to the one I made yesterday, but there is no video with this one. It was actually written at my campsite while I was drinking a beer.)

Before I relaxed for the evening, I mowed and trimmed around our property. It hadn’t been mowed for a couple of weeks. Plus the weather was exceptionally cool for June, so I took advantage of it to get the job done before the heat returns.

Once the mowing was complete, I made my way over to my ramshackle camping headquarters - a 1984 Prowler 5th wheel camper propped up on blocks with a built-on covered porch. I fired up the old rusty, trusty charcoal grill to cook some burgers, and popped the top off a cold brewskie. I built a fire to keep the skeeters away, put on some relaxing Dan Gibson music, then brought out the ol’ Chromebook to write this post!

I am a true red-white-and-blue American redneck!

It doesn’t get any better than this, folks! This is living the dream! I am so happy during moments like these that my spirit comes alive and dances inside me, exuding happiness throughout my entire body. I live for times like these.

I will wrap this up tonight. It’s time to watch my burgers sizzle, listen to the wildlife around me, and breathe in some refreshing campfire smoke - one of the greatest smells on earth!