one time i was waiting at a bus stop and this hippy came up to me she asked me for a light but i didnt smoke i told her she should quit and that shed die sooner if she kept smoking she told me to fuck off and die so i started making thrusting moves at her she punched me in the face after that i guess that was the part where i was supposed to die but i didnt the bus came and i was still on the ground the bus driver opened the door looked down at me close the door and drove off that wasnt very nice i though a few hours went by and i finally felt like i could stand up i walked home because it was too late to go to work at that point on my way home i noticed this guy with a little dog following me so i turned around and stared at him and babbled things about spices and pressure cookers he avoided eye contact and walked past me then just to show him what it was like i started following him the dog pooped a few times and hed pick it up the man would look back at me every so often and when he did i pretended to be interested in the cracks between the sidewalk after a while of doing this i noticed he was on his cell phone then a few minutes later the police showed up they asked me a few questions about what i was doing and wanted to see my id after a while i realized my hand was down my pants all this time needless to say i was arrested for some damn thing they took me to this prison down town and i was booked i didnt like the people there they never smiled eventually i was placed in a cell my head hurts