Hello fellow human.

Hello person

You are most likely a human. I am a human wether your gender is .......

Wait.

If i say male or female im a sexist.

Oh no

But wait

I got it

..wether you are a
·Male
·Female
·Transgender
·Furry
·Penguin
·Attack helicopter
·Apache helicopter. (Do not get them confused)
·Walmart shopping cart
·Tree
·Lampost
·2013 kia soul
·My neighbors washing machine (which is incredibly annoying. No one gives a shit about you child getting honors carl)
·Pentagram
·Block of cheese
·And or mailbox

I think that just about covers it.

Ok back to the point.

If you are a human being you enjoy owning things. You get these things with money. You all like money. I enjoy money. Would you like to give me money.

No you would not

But what if I get money without you paying me.

Whats that.....

You can.....

Will you......

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