WHO TF IS 6IX9INE

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6ix9ine. We knew he was coming, folks. Don’t pretend like you didn’t. Move over 2Pac. Meet your next president of the United States. Muthafuckin’ rainbow hair over here.

This is what happens when you rip hip hop straight from the placenta of “art”. It evolves, or rather devolves, into viral videos of current DEA investigations toting unloaded Tec 9s and driving rented scooters and all-terrains.

And now, among all of these fine selections for the poster boy of thug rap, a Mexican child molester who calls himself Tekashi is the hottest rapper on the internet.

Hip hop fans have always been divided across subgenres. EAST COAST-WEST COAST. But most people come around to liking them both. I respect the shit out of 2Pac and still bump his shit when appropriate. But the people who only play the old shit...Yo, get with the fuckin’ times. Take off your fucking bunny bandana and don some purple dreads, because like it or not, this is music in 2018. I fucking hate Lil Pump, with a passion. His songs are shit in my opinion. But 6ix9ine is way better in my opinion. It doesn’t matter. Especially if you’re a Soundcloud rapper, stop doing the 90s shit and get into the current shit. And if you don’t like it, make it better. Stop bumping that Mobb Deep shit at a party where you’re trying to get turnt up. Like people listen to Mobb Deep and they start thinking “Wow, should I go kill some brothas?” Leave the philosophy to yourself, with your fucking Mos Def and Tribe Called Quest. We want that gang shit.

The rap game ain’t about who can spit the hardest. It’s about who can be the most outlandish. It’s a meme game. That is why when I first heard this sensation yell his retarded lyrics at the highest volume, I was impressed. Not only was this guy a meme gold mine, his songs actually go hard as fuck. Don’t give him a fucking Grammy or anything, but they’re catchy is shit.

Let’s delve into some of his genius lyrics.

Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Move milli', all my niggas on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh

Ok, first of all, these first few bars are truly lyrical genius, and I’ll tell you why. Let’s start with uh, “Niggas iffy uh, blicky got the stiffy uh”. I must admit I had no idea what any of these words meant. I had to look them up in Urban Dictionary, and that’s how you know this is poetry, because you had to look up the definitions of these super complex word choices. “Niggas iffy uh” is easy enough, because “iffy” is an actual word. It means questionable or objectionable. Niggas iffy uh makes sense. Blicky got the stiffy uh is a little more complicated. Blicky I found out actually means pistol. Stiffy means a rock hard erection, but I think it’s safe to say that 6ix9ine did not intend it to say that his gun has a boner. He means to say that either there is something wrong with his gun, or that this dude named Blicky is gay for 6ix9ine. 6ix9ine is a pedophile so who knows how old Blicky might be.

“Got the blicky uh, drum it holds fifty uh”. His guns hold a lot of ammo. So not only does he have guns, ladies and gentlemen, he has bullets too. So you better watch out for this merciless gangsta. Move milli, all my niggas on fifty uh.

And the last one there is pretty self-explanatory. Let’s move on.

Hit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnids
Spinnin' through ya block, like a pop shove-it
Shoot at me I'm shootin' back, I'm gettin' buckets
I ain't wanna take his life, but nigga, fuck it

[Chorus]
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out... but I fucked that nigga bitch
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out... but I fucked that nigga bitch

And allow me to mention that there’s this site called “Genius”, where if you don’t know what a word means in a rap song, this site will take it apart and analyze it. It’s like an urban translator for white people. And I think that is a somewhat ingenious idea, because we do speak a bit different sometimes. Anyway, just a couple more things I want to point out about these bars. “Spinning” means shooting up, as in shooting up your block. And a pop shove-it is a skateboarding trick when the board spins around on the jump. The rest is pretty obvious. And the chorus is absolute gold. In particular when 6ix9ine says “Take a nigga bitch”, does he mean “Take a guy’s bitch” or “Take a black bitch”. He’s not black, you tell me. Overall, a fairly good song. It’s not even my favorite of his. That would be KEKE with Fetty Wap. I will say I did not like his mixtape that much, which I listened to on Spotify Web Player. I only kinda fucked with the singles, the rest wasn’t really memorable. But you can’t say the writing here is devoid of content. No, he’s no fucking Nas or Eminem or any of the songwriting legends of rap. That’s not what his music is for. This is just turn up and shoot up music.

You’ll see half the comments in every hip hop video are either “Fire” or “Trash”. In the case of 6ix9ine, I think it’s both. This is a guy who can only exist in a world where a talk show host is president, and VINE stars are taken seriously. Logan Paul could easily be a Hollywood director one day. I hope not. 6IX9INE could even be president. I fucking hope so.

Let’s take a look at some of my favorite new stories of the week. None of these are important, but just reading them made my fucking day. “Girl Dies After Shooting Over Video Game Controller”. A 9 year-old boy from Mississippi shot his 13 year-old sister in the head, because she wouldn’t give him the XBOX.

LIBTARDS, CUNTSERVATIVES, START YOUR KEYBOARDS! HAHAHA. If you don’t already see why this is the perfect news story, let me explain. It’s a story that involves an absurdly tragic death. Tragedy and comedy are really two sides of the same coin, so to me, this is absolutely hilarious. I’m starting to question the reason guns were invented. It wasn’t to kill Natives or invading armies; it was to kill people like this. Mississippians.

The only way this could be funnier is if it took place in Florida. But no...Mississippi, which is really one of the follow-up candidates for most fucked up state. The apple doesn’t fall from the tree.

In a way, this story should bring liberals and conservatives together. They both have something to get pissed about. “It’s the guns that are causing all the violence!” “No, it’s the video games that are causing all the violence!” A slightly more sane person might dispute that “No, it was the parents who left the gun out in the open, fully loaded!” I say fuck all of that, it’s called Darwinism, stupid. Don’t blame nature taking its course. Now, hopefully, this kid wasn’t as sinister as a school shooter. I hope he didn’t intend to kill his sister, although I guess it wouldn’t have made much difference. He was most likely just a fucking stupid 9 year-old who had a bunch of NERF guns around the house, saw a real gun and thought “Hmm, toy gun, real gun...what’s the difference?” And killed his own fucking sister over the XBOX controller. Because I’m not gonna lie, to people who say video games can’t cause violence. Video games make me violent. That’s why I barely play them. If you keep losing the same level over and over again, and your coordination is dogshit, you might throw the fucking remote across the room every once in a while because you had too much Red Bull. Nothing psychotic on this level, but that’s an example of a natural-born violence because of video games. I’m a violent person, but I’m also self-aware enough to know not to use it unless I’m actually being threatened or assaulted. And we trust that most people know what they’re doing with their games and their guns. But don’t act like either of those are the real problem when some fucking miserable emo kid named Rayzr pops off on fifth-graders. Who’s fault is it? I say, it’s the people’s fault. It’s humanity’s fault for being fucking idiots. That’s just it. It’s whatever. I’m not saying feel good or bad about that. But when you live in America, a culture of shame and corporate fear-mongering, where we punish the mentally ill with prison, we punish drug dealers with prison, we punish workers with shit wages, and the politicians punish us with religion, and those same politicians go eternally unpunished...do you really expect a peace-loving culture? Natural selection is a natural process. Let it happen. Stop trying to alter nature.

I got one more thing to wrap up this episode of RageWin. We’re gonna end this on a lighter note by making fun of feminists. And at this point, if you’re a feminist and you’re a fan of mine, you can stop watching if you like. I hope you don’t. It’d be better for me if you listened like a regular person and not give a fuck about what I say. Just be entertained; that’d be awesome. That’s kinda the point of this...Entertainment. I don’t depend on you liking me, so if you could just stick around if you can stomach it, and somehow find the courage to make it through a “Make Fun of Feminists” segment, that would be fucking great. THANK YOU.

So the title of the article is “How Do I Deal with My Hatred of Men?”

Now, if you’re not a beta-male and happen to have a penis, your first answer to this question should be obvious: Dick. But the real answer is to “How do I deal with my hatred of men?” is “Uh...Who gives a shit, bitch? That’s your problem.” But let’s hear what this woman asks these New York Times journalists.

I don’t want to be emotionally unavailable to the entire sex that I am attracted to. How am I supposed to find a life partner if I can’t even find many men who treat women like equals?

If you openly hate men, and then you wonder why no one is fucking you, the joke’s on you, honey. If you can’t find many men who will treat you as an equal, then maybe your definition of ego is a little fuckd, sweetheart. None of my male friends I know have ever had a problem with treating women as equals. Even if you’ve had terrible luck with shitheads, the chances of you not being able to find a lot of good men are pretty much impossible. You’re an idiot. Let’s see how this beta-cuck responds.

Steve Almond replies, “Your letter made me think of James Baldwin’s famous formulation that to be African-American in this country “and to be relatively conscious, is to be in a rage almost all the time.”

First thing he does is a classic male feminist move. He compares the plight of white women to that of African-American people in American history. Which is blatantly absurd. Yeah, women got smacked around a lot and were mentally oppressed a lot more, but guess what? So were the male children. If your violent shithead husband came home to beat the shit out of you, rape you and pass out, guess what? The kids suffered at least a good deal of that as well. And then they grew up to become the same violent shitheads. All because of your stupid choices. And you know what else? White women were never slaves. I think that’s the final nail in the coffin of this comparison. I can’t speak from experience, but actual slavery was probably way worse then being told to shut the fuck up when your man got home at 9 o’clock, and you just got back from shopping. Get real. But this is a classic male feminist move. Compare the plight of all women to the plight of all of African-Americans. I say it doesn’t really compare, unless you mean that of African-American women. Historically, that was pretty bad. But not so much anymore! Oprah Winfrey won a fucking Oscar, OK? If she can do it, anybody can.

The rest of this article is just a pointless validation of this bitch’s feelings. The bottom line is, if you’re not getting any men in your life, maybe it’s because men actually occasionally have standards. You think we don’t? I wouldn’t touch a radical feminist’s vagina with a ten-foot pole, let alone my my own.

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