Because I got Bitcoin (Because I Got High Parody)
I was gonna clean my room until I found Bitcoin
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got Bitcoin
My room is still messed up and I know why
'Cause I got Bitcoin
I was gonna go to class before I bought Bitcoin
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I was trading bitcoin
Im not taking it next semester and I know why
'Cause I'll be trading bitcoin
Because I got got bitcoin
Because I bought bitcoin
I was gonna go to work but then I got Bitcoin
I just got a new promotion but I got Bitcoin
Now I'm selling Bitcoin and I know why
'Cause I got Bitcoin
Because I got Bitcoin
Because I got Bitcoin
I was gonna go to court before I found Bitcoin
I was gonna pay my child support with my Bitcoin
Bitcoin took my whole paycheck and I know why
'Cause I bought Bitcoin
Because I needed Bitcoin
Because I got Bitcoin
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I needed to trade Bitcoin
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I had to get back to Bitcoin
Now I am a paraplegic, and I know why, 'cause I got Bitcoin
Because I got Bitcoin
Because I got Bitcoin
I was gonna pay my car note with my Bitcoin
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but I had Bitcoin
Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
'Cause I HAD Bitcoin
Because I had Bitcoin
Because I had Bitcoin
I was gonna make love to you but Bitcoin was right there
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but bitcoin needed I&I
Now I'm jacking off and I know why
'Cause I lost my Bitcoin
Because I lost my Bitcoin
Because I had Bitcoin
I messed up my entire life because I lost my Bitcoin
I lost my kids and wife because I had no more Bitcoin
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
'Cause I had Bitcoin
Because I had Bitcoin
Because I had Bitcoin
I'm gonna stop singing this song because I gotta find some Bitcoin
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I cant stop thinkin about Bitcoin
And if I don't sell one copy I know why
'Cause I'll be accepting only Bitcoin
Only Bitcoin
Only Bitcoin