Nice read @slobberchops. I like The Cure, not my time but I consider myself a fan. There was a fairly recent band called 'the black kids' that modelled themselves on The Cure, they are also pretty decent. I once attended a fancy dress party as Robert Smith, my hair was a complete mess - The girl I met that night I've now been with for over 10 years!

Also, on another note, I FOUND WHITE SHIT. I thought about doing a shit post, but I don't want to attract the wrong attention you see. Here is the evidence:

Chalky white shite!