Giang Squids Are Attacking Us! // my song inspired by Titanic

Only the backboneless will survive. Only the slimy, greasy, opportunist, grovelling, like Cal from Titanic. When everything goes to shit, he grabs the first child and claims to be its father just to get onto the boat. This is the archetype of a squid character. But we love him nevertheless. He's a true member of its species. Survival of the slimiest. Go Cal, you earned it.