Jokes Told In Movies

We all love movies and we all love jokes so I bring you .. Jokes told in movies.

In this thread I will list clips from movies where a character tells a joke. Some of these jokes may not be for everyone. Remember humor is subjective.

So here it goes.

Desperado ( 1995 )

Piss Joke

Movie : Moving (1988)

I am taking it with me Joke.

Movie : Hollow Man

Superman Joke

Silkwood Movie ( 1983 )

The Pursuit Of Happiness ( 2006 )

God Joke

Catch Me If You Can ( 2002 )

Knock Knock Joke

Airplane ( 1980 )

Don't call me Shirley

Bicentennieal Man ( 1999 )

Andrew: Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says:
"Does this taste funny to you?"

Jurasic Park ( 1993 )

Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur?Dr. Alan Grant: I don't know. What do you call a blind dinosaur?Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus.

Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?Dr. Alan Grant: You got me.Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex.

What about Bob ( 1991 )

Bob: The doctor draws two circles and says "What do you see?" the guy says "Sex." So the doctor draws trees, "What do you see?" the guy says "sex". The doctor draws a car, owl, "Sex, sex, sex". The doctor says to him "You are obsessed with sex", he replies "Well you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"

Which one was your favorite ? I really liked the Catch Me If You Can, Knock Knock Joke.

Post one of your own below in the comment section !