I'm laughing so hard!!! My husband will do the same!!! Walk in with Big Gulp drinks and just dare them to say something.... And I'm like MADAM! PLEASE DO NOT ARREST ME!!! I DO NOT KNOW THIS MAN!!

hahahaha so ridiculous!!!!!

And though they say they don't care... I don't REALLLLLY believe them. Because I WILL be the ONE person that they have to take into the back and frisk over some Twizzlers!!!

"Please don't sit me in the chair with the bright light, Sir!!! My retinas are still charred from peeking at the solar eclipse."

Again.... ANOTHER rule broken with dire consequences!!! 😂😂😂😂😂