You kinda glossed over Jean-Claude Van Johnson...

I'll admit I was never a huge fan of JCVD, I mean a couple of his movies were good but most didn't look that great. I only reluctantly watched JCVJ and it was actually pretty awesome. Definitely my favorite thing he's been in!

Pretty much spends the whole time making self-referential fun of himself and 80's action movies, with occassional dips into awesome action sequences.

I'd probably enjoy it even more if I'd seen more of his movies, since a few of the jokes are references to his past films. Time Cop, in particular, is a go-to in JCVJ.