I miss the good ole days of the movie theater.

Back before you had to sell a spare kidney to afford tickets, before they had assigned seating and fancy leather remote adjustments. When I was in high school, it was like this cheap free-for-all, may the odds be ever in your favor. I loved it.

You'd start a fight over who had dibs, shut up long enough to watch The Dark Knight for the 11th time, then settle things in the parking lot afterwards. Except, by then, the fight was already over because you were too busy doing your best Heath Ledger Joker impersonation to care anymore.

Twas a better time.