Mystery Movie Quote: " twinkies have an expiration date " - Zombieland (2009)

This weeks Mystery Movie Quote was a lot of fun for me. I planned this post for WEEKS. I found all the rules. I watched and re-watched this movie to make sure I had all the rules. Check out the Original Post for the FUN. Hopefully, future movies will be this much fun.

ORIGINAL POST: https://steemit.com/movie/@goldkey/free-1sbd-mystery-movie-quote-twinkies-have-an-expiration-date-what-s-the-movie

FREE 1SBD To @stackinag47 For Zombieland (2009)!!

@stackinag47 left a 'cryptic' reply indicating he knew full well the movie was Zombieland and provided a couple of cryptic rules. @stackinag47 got a FULL 100% UPVOTE.

• "When you are smart you know to wear your “SEATBELT” and when your walking you need to “stay limber” if you are driving to zombieland make sure to get a Twinkie! Is that how you say hello where your from? I can’t believe I shot Bill Murray"

TODAY: The "RULES"

A BUNCH of FULL 100% UPVOTEs were distributed for the "RULES". Zombieland contained several rules.

• 100% UPVOTE TO @antorchajohnny for Rule #1 Cardio
  

• 100% UPVOTE TO @stackinag47 for Great Hints for a couple of rules.

• 100% UPVOTE TO @suprepachyderm for Rule #2 The Double Tap

• 100% UPVOTE TO @kp138 for Rule #3 Beware of Bathrooms

• 100% UPVOTE TO @kerrislravenhill for Rule #4 Wear Seat Belts

• 100% UPVOTE TO @grizzman for Hinting at Rule #4 Wear Seat Belts

• 100% UPVOTE TO @anamul33 for Rule #7 Travel Light

• 100% UPVOTE TO @steem-d-anlovnit for Rule #17 Don’t be a hero - later crossed - Rule #17 Don’t be a hero

• 100% UPVOTE TO @strangestwist for Rule #18 Limber Up

• 100% UPVOTE TO @musicayfarandula for Rule #22 When in doubt Know your way out

• 100% UPVOTE TO @jbcoin for Rule #31 Check the back seat

• 100% UPVOTE TO @sweetleaflove for Rule #32 Enjoy the little things

MISSING RULES

There were two rules that are somewhat missing. One rule was the rule between Little Rock and Wichita:

• _"I can't believe I almost kissed him.
  What's our rule?
• Trust no one, just you and me.
• Just you and me.
  Yeah. You and me."_

Another 'unnumbered' rule is at the end of the movie when Columbus states:

• "Cardio, seat belts, and this
  has nothing to do with anything...
  ...but a little sunscreen
  never hurt anybody."

TODAY: The "Secret Quote"

I have attempted to introduce a "SECRET QUOTE". I selected several Quotes where if anyone gave this reply, then I would give a prize of 1SBD. Unfortunately, nobody gave any part of these quotes. . .
Here is the list of candidate secret quotes that were going to be accepted as the Secret Quote...

ALCOHOL

• "You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife."

Pretty Mouth.

• " You got a pretty mouth. "

SHOWER

• _" - What I'd give for a shower...
• Do not say S-H-O-W-E-R, okay? "_

PACIFIC PLAYLAND

• " I'm not going to play with you at Pacific Playland. "

GARFIELD

• " So do you have any regrets? "
• " Garfield, maybe. "

TITANIC

• " I haven't cried like that since Titanic. "

Time to nut up or shut up.

• " Time to nut up or shut up. "

STAY TUNED TO GOLDKEY FOR FUTURE MYSTERY MOVIE QUOTES

•by @goldkey

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