Honest Review Movie: Justice League

[Spoilers ahead]

So I finally watched Justice League and…

I felt like nonexistentlip! Superman…

Weird and out of place.

I’m not a MCU stan, neither a DC one, but I’ve always loved Batman, I’m particularly fond of the Super Friends tv series and the Wonder Woman movie was fantastic…

But let’s just ignore the other movies of this universe, unless we want to mention Henry Cavill’s chest…

Mmmmm

I’m so sorry for that BIG distraction; so now, let’s look at the most hilarious moments of Justice League, because this review is going to highlight those WTF moments of one of the most “WTF am I watching" movies of 2017.

The best way to show us that the world is worst without Superman on it is the slo-mo of some skinhead kicking some fruit…

Right away we watch Batman kicking some booty

Then Bruce Wayne’s two-minute beard… because you’re kicking some ass in Gotham, take your plane right away to the North and BAM! We got a BEARD :D

To shave it right away…

And that almost Trump!tan, Bruce what the heck is going on?!

Batman is the worst treated character in this movie and that sucked! I know he’s the only one with no superpowers, and he’s already old but come on!

Gimme a kiss Battyboy!

Ass kicked #01

Ass kicked #02

Ass kicked #03

It’s disturbing how most of the superheroes's asses are kicked at least once in the whole movie…

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Except our flawless queen…

But we missed her theme, we got only one very subtle version of it and it bothered us, where’s our electric banjo? :/

However the superheroes were a little out of character, because they let the villain take the last box, while they were watching the sky… ABSURD

But that gave us, Diana in a passive aggressive mode :D

Also, what happened to your face dude?

And to your hair?!

It looks like its alive…

But beyond all these details that may seem insignificant, little by little make a dent in the film. It is obvious that there are two hands involved in the business, even without knowing that Snyder had to leave the project for personal reasons, the differences between the one who started the film and the one who finished it are very marked, the worst? Probably we will not know which vision (if Whedon’s or Snyder’s) had been better for this first delivery of the League of Justice, we only hope that the next one is of a superior level.

Bonuses:

He wanted to make him bleed just a movie ago, but now he’s our favorite SUPERMAN FANBOY!

Clark!!!! Are you alright bb?

ALSO, PLEASE STOP THE MARVEL REFERENCES!!!!

P.S.: Arthur Clark and Barry Allen deserve their own post.