The African Goddess - Electronical/Catching up Issues!

therneau (58)in #motu • 7 years ago

After stuffing their faces with the most delicious fried chicken, The African Goddess and her entourage came rolling out of Eternia Fried Chicken.

Buuurrrpp "What now?" Beerman exclaimed, his unusually large belly now twice the size it normally was!!

The African Goddess could hardly focus. She was used to boiled chicken still half covered in feathers from her village and seemed to be in a fried chicken trance like state.

"We've been eating fried chicken for one week straight" He-Boy said. He couldn't even see his boner past his belly anymore.

She-Girl also seemed completely dazed and confused. She didn't know what happened to her beautifuly slim belly and was in tears. Whether those were tears of joy or dispair the others couldn't quite tell.

The African Goddess decided it was time for them to teleport to where they needed to be.

She hit the purple button on her Shaka Spear and before anyone could stop her it was too late.

He-Boy wanted to shout "Not that button!" however mid burp, he vomited a little in his mouth and started choking a little on the fried chicken flavours.

They all ended up in China!

The African Goddess turned into @therneau...ending up with a sudden interest in crypto, attending some conference and getting foot massages.

As for the rest of the crew, well, he didn't know. Everyone was speaking Chinese and he was confused. Lost in China with no one that seems to know where to go to or what to do @therneau went wandering around China for a week, lost to the world of MOTU.

@therneau found someone who understood a little english and asked to help him with the Shaka Spear.

"Your TPU, broken" the little Chinese man told him. "Here, here. You buy a new one, ok."

"What is a TPU?" he asked.

"Uhh, your Teleportation Processing Unit, ok."

"Umm, ok, but how much will it cost" asked @therneau.

"No, no, no problem, ok. I give for you cheap, ok" stated the man.

"Ok" he said sighing, having no other hope.

The Chinese man replaced his old TPU with the new one. He pushed the right button and was taken back to South Africa, Cape Town, still as @therneau.

"Noooo..." shouted @therneau. At that moment the Shaka Spear seemed to be heating up, generating far too much heat. The TPU wasn't designed to work that hard and was obviously a knock off product, hence he got it so cheap and ended up in Cape Town instead of #MOTU. The unit had unfortunately burned out and all hope was lost. Sending The African Goddess to the wrong world as @therneau and not being able to keep cool at the high processing speeds he was now stuck with a broken Shaka Spear.

It was hopeless now, lost to the world of MOTU. The time spent at Eternia Fried Chicken and China had caused all hope of return to be lost...

#missedoutontoomuch
#catchingupissues

Cheers!! Have fun everyone :):)