The Last Stand of the Inspector - The Buns and Shit Episode of #MOTU

The Final Chapter

Heading into the forest the Inspector hears footsteps behind him..... he spins quickly and sees a green blur run off into the forest. Suddenly, that weird body encompassing echo fills his body again:

"All of Eternia, this is a day of great trouble in our land. Eternia as we know it is in grave danger of being destroyed by SH’GORA. We need everyone to unite, from all corners of our great land. Big and small, green, blue, purple and grey. This is the day we set aside our differences, and unite to fight for the freedom of our homes. SH’GORA has taken Greyskull, and will soon be summoning his army to advance on Eternia. We must meet at Greyskull together, and defeat SH’GORA, and close the portal, or this will be the end of us all. Come fully armed! Today Eternia needs you!!"

Fisto!!! Wasn't that the 'Fister' that Brain had saved? Where was Brain anyway?? 'Brain, Brain' called the Inspector.... What a dumb arse!

Unite? Unite? They must have killed Brain thought the Inspector to himself....Now they must all die. So with rage filling his eyes, the Inspector headed towards Greyskull to find the blasphemous Fisto and other losers.....

Upon arriving at Greyskull the Inspector hatched his plan..... Screaming like a banshee he ran forward at the only remaining turtle Raphael. Pulling his trenchcoat to the side, he exposed his 'special sword' and drove it deep into the turtles leg. Its fleshy nature had no effect however the Inspector plunged and plunged and plunged. Raphael made one blow to back of the Inspectors skull, knocking him out cold.

Hours later, the Inspector arose, hanging upside down and surrounded by the heroes of Eternia. They were all discussing what to do with this murderous, cannibalistic bastard. The Inspector knew what he had to do so he summoned the Black Lion.

Until now the Black Lion had been sitting idle deep in the forest, forgotten by all of the authors in the #MOTU series. Now they all shook in their boots as the enormous metallic structure of the Black Lion pounded towards them. Fisto literally shit his pants and stood shaking in a pile of steaming Fisto shit.

Raphael creamed his pants with piss as the lion approached and She-Ra and her booty queens shrieked so loud that their bikinis and skimpy outfits flew off them, leaving them standing butt-naked in the sun.

The Lion approached closer and closer to the Inspector. The others expected the Inspector to command the Lion to stop, however, his eyes were fixated on She-Ra's naked body gleaming in the sunlight when suddenly, with one swift stomp of its giant metallic claw, the Inspector was no more!

This is the final chapter in the life and times of Inspector Scootadget. Thank you for reading and being involved in the adventures of #MOTU.

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