Inspector Scootadget and Brain find Gorthlindir - Brain gets a beating for being a Potty Mouth - #MOTU

Inspector Scootadget and Brain sat inside the Black Lion enjoying their delicious can of Pal.... Suddenly, across the ethereal airwaves came the next announcement...

In Wildmere, find Orko. For one token each he will show you how to navigate the Vine Jungle safely so that you can reach Gorthlindir. If you don’t have a token you will need to make your own way there, watching out for Beast Man and his friends the Snake Men
Upon entering Gorthlindir, you will need to search the temples and pyramids for King Stratos and the Egg of Avion. Watch out for traps and mazes that are difficult to escape from. They have been set by Entrapa and Evil Lyn who are keeping the King Stratos captive. Look out for your fellow heroes. They may need your help.
You have seven days to complete this mission.

'A token? Ah Shit' barked Brain. The Inspector chastised the dog for swearing with a Newspaper across the nose. Using his wit and uncanny ability to get things done, the Inspector decided to turn to his trusty old map.

'Go, Go Gadget spy glass'.

The Inspector peered eagerly at the map and finally spied Gorthlindir on the Map. But first they would need to navigate the Vine Jungle. As the Inspector was 3 loaves of bread short of a sandwich, he decided to seek out Orko and give him a token. "But we don't have a token" barked Brain. Oblivious to his own idiocy, the Inspector directed the Black Lion to the edge of the Vine Jungle.

A few hours later they happened upon the edge of the Vine Jungle and started whistling.... "here, Orko" the Inspector called. 'He's not a dog you fucking moron' yelled Brain (yes he has a potty mouth, don't you remember it from the TV show).

The Inspector was shocked, but before he could get the soap out to wash out Brain's mouth, a strange creature appeared from the shadows. With a O plastered across his shirt, Brain knew straight away it was Orko. 'Who goes there' stamped the Inspector. 'It's obviously Orko shit for brains' stated Brain. And with that, Orko let out a little girly scream and disappeared into the jungle, never to be seen again.

'Now look what you have done. You are dumb as dog shit' Brain yelled at the Inspector. Just as the Inspector was about to pull out the Newspaper again, they heard a swift swishing sound. In a clearing, not too far away there was some dude with a large Fist slashing the heads off some Snake Men.

Brain thought that this would be a great opportunity to get to Gorthlindir unabated so they followed the giant Fist dude from a distance. He entered a clearing and then entered a giant pyramid like structure. Could this be Gorthlindir they wondered?

Suddenly, they heard a loud girly scream... 'Muuuummmmmyyyyyyyy'. The Inspector and Brain ran forward, entered the pyramid and saw what had happened. Giant Fist dude had fallen down a hole and screamed for his mother like a little baby.....

What were the dynamic duo to do? Not sure how deep the hole was, Brain booted the Inspector up the butt, sending him tumbling deep into the hole. A few moments later, a wooshing of helicopter blades could be heard as the Inspector came up out of the hole with giant fist dude in his Go, Go Gadget Giant Claw.

He placed Fisto on the ground, landed and retracted the helicopter blades back into his hat.

Go,Go Gadget Newspaper...

It was the hiding Brain had been waiting for.

Will Inspector Scootadget need a new newspaper?

Will Brain stop being a smart arse?

Will Fisto scream like a baby again?

Stay tuned for more adventures in the #MOTU quest.