Well now wife can walk and talk without too much inconvenience, that pearl must have made your day.... for a short while at least.

Trust your foot is back to normal, small things sure can be annoyingly sore, think of tooth ache we literally drop to the floor.

Enjoyed your light entertaining read, glad to see you still have a glint in your eye @papacrusher

Makes me think... "If you think you are too small to make a difference, you haven't spent a night with a mosquito." - African Proverb