Joke of the week

Two best of friends were in the village for a long time.... the other managed and went to the city for greener pastures and came back 7yrs later he made it and took his best friend to a beer parlour to have a chat and when they requested for two bottles of parle soda that's whitish in colour and two plates of pepper soup so they pour out their drinks in a tumbler and while eating....the other that came back from the city got pressed and went out to ease himself......the other one brought out a poison and sprinkled inside his friend's drink and it changed colour...so he came back and found his drink blackish and the following dialogue ensued......
Jude....what have you done to my drink that made it this blackish in colour?!!!
Amos ...i put nothing in it...
Jude....this is not how it was when i left.....
Amos....for crying out loud i put nothing in it?!!!
Jude....so you want to tell me that this was how i left it?!!!
Amos....yes!!!!!!!
Jude....eerrhhheee...then jude mixed his drink with his friends' and told him...."since you said you did nothing to it let's get on with it".....
And Amos found out that it isn't gud for one to kill himself and told his friend in a low tone
"ok since you've found out
that it was poisoned letz spill it out and continue drinking"
if you were judewhat
would you do?

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