Invulnerable

Hello, Diary!
Since when do I talk to a diary? And since when do I ever keep a diary?! Am I a 13-year-old girl?!
Okay, suppose I'm blogger. I want to talk about health. Many people do not have enough now. I am one of these "many". My back hurts. How did I tear it up - you ask? I decided to help one mademoiselle win a dance contest. I suggested, and now I is not happy about this.
When I jerked up Rochelle, it turned out that she weighs at least two hundred pounds! And this is with her ... I would say a very good figure. Only two circumstances helped me stay on my feet:

1. The influx of adrenaline from the realization that the radiculitis is better than a broken spine.
2. When I lifted Rochelle over my head, I could look under her skirt, it gave me strength. (This record will have to be deleted if read by Rochelle, I definitely have a broken spine.)

If you think that this case taught me something, then you are deeply mistaken. At the beginning of the year, one of the guys told me to climb into the women's shower. Then I refused, the very idea of ​​such a thing seemed to me shameful.
But I changed my mind. I do not know what motives prompted me to do this ... hooliganism.
When I was in a cloud of thick steam, I was enlightened! Very unpleasant insights.

1. I forgot that some students (for example, girl werewolves) are able someone's presence for smell, and they do not need sight for this.
2. I forgot that some students of Monster High can detect the presence of a stranger by smell, they do not need sight for this.
3. I forgot the most important thing: - water and steam settle on me, and do, though transparent, but quite visible.
   A horrific female cry (probably it was a Banshee girl) deafened me, all I wanted at the time was to get out of the way. At parting, I was doused with boiling water.
   So, we summarize. I earned in a one day:

• Radiculitis
• Deafness.
• First degree burn.
• The reputation of a freak and a pervert in school.
  Life was a success!
  Conclusion: If you are an invisible person, this does not mean that you are invulnerable!