Grumpy Monster

Grumpy Monster owned a sword that they sometimes eat. This seems a weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Monster always kept a piece of paper that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a new action, to most, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

Grumpy Monster had a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

Grumpy Monster always had with them a rubber johnny that they would share. It was considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is epic. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

Grumpy Monster desperately craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

Grumpy Monster found a set square that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a set square is the thing to select.