My MonoMad Post ~ "Are You a Big Porsche Fan?"

I was wearing a Subaru tee-shirt, which has the schematic of a boxer engine on the back, as I was hunched over taking this photograph of a Porsche. Making the connection between boxer engines and Porsche automobiles, a man who was watching me asked if I was a big fan of Porsche. Then I stood up and turned to face him and he saw Subaru splashed across my chest. But, I am a big fan of Porsche, and I saw several gorgeous Porsches at this event. This is my entry for the daily #MonoMad photo contest created by @brumest and curated by @monochromes.

Speaking of Porsche, a blonde knocked on a door and asked the man who answered if he needed any odd jobs done. She needed money. He answered that he was going to paint the porch, but he would give her $50 to do it. Everything she would need was in the garage. Half an hour later she knocked on the door again to get her payment. Looking at the peeling paint on his porch, he asked her if she was sure she was finished. "Of course," she answered, "I even gave it a second coat...by the way, it's not a Porsche, it's a BMW."

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