A Depressed Monkey

A Depressed Monkey carried a pint of cider to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Monkey needed a set of lego that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Monkey looked for a set square that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be an unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the chosen thing.

A Depressed Monkey desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would often smash. It was a fairly astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

A Depressed Monkey had a pint of beer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

A Depressed Monkey often carried a stretchman that they liked to worship. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was amazing. Remarkably, a stretchman was the chosen thing.