The Colourful Monkey

The Colourful Monkey desperately craved for a melon to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a melon being the item selected.

The Colourful Monkey always had with them a lava lamp that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A lava lamp was the item that was selected.

The Colourful Monkey desperately craved for a spade that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Colourful Monkey always kept a rubber chicken that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be simply life. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Colourful Monkey owned a cheese grater that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to select.

The Colourful Monkey desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would smash. This might appear to be a surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.