Their Dodgy Monkey

Their Dodgy Monkey always kept a can of coke that they would often break. It might be a funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen item.

Their Dodgy Monkey desperately searched for a pen that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the thing selected.

Their Dodgy Monkey desperately needed a vibrator to embrace. This could be considered an extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.

Their Dodgy Monkey desperately desired a porno magazine to embrace. It might have been an extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is epic. Strangely, a porno magazine of all things.

Their Dodgy Monkey looked for a custard pie to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

Their Dodgy Monkey needed a radiator that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a radiator of all things.