The Bum Loving Monkey

The Bum Loving Monkey desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be exciting. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Monkey desperately craved for a big sponge to experiment on. This seems an extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

The Bum Loving Monkey often carried a computer that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a fairly exciting idea, to me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Monkey desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Bum Loving Monkey needed a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be simply life. Honestly, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Monkey looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. It is a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.